How to play sims
1. take 2 hours making character
3. Fuck every single person
Date a girl who runs. Date a girl who likes animals. Date a girl who has blue spiky hair and can break the sound barrier. Date Sonic the Hedgehog.
My 3rd grade teacher once told me to read the books that are the the most damaged on the outside because you can tell by the damage its been read by a lot of people, and there’s usually a great story on the inside.
This advice hasn’t failed me yet.
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”